Finally! Drumroll.......... Part Ten!
Our story continues....
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I tried to call my
Dad but there was no phone reception.
“Doesn’t Venice
have cell phone tower thingys?” I asked.
“Not 1781 Venice," Apollo said.
“Not what?”
“There are no cell
phones in Venice in 1781,” he explained. Although he hadn’t said the words,
his tone implied the phrase ‘you moron.’
Had I somehow
traveled in time again?
I scurried over to
the nearest open window and looked out over a Venetian canal, crowded with narrow
boats. People shuffled along the stone walkways beneath me wearing clothing
that was not from 2011.
“Wait a minute,” I
said to Apollo, who had now grabbed a polishing cloth from a bench and was
rubbing himself down as if he were at a refreshing spa. “What year did you say this
is?”
“1. 7. 8. 1,” he
sang to me as an answer.
I looked out the
window once more. No motorboats. No electric or phone wires. No sounds of car
engines. Not one single person below me carried a cell phone or had headphones
plugged into their ears. There was nothing modern in this world at all.
It looked like
calling my Dad to come get me wasn’t going to be an option. I turned back and glanced
around the room, hoping to see someone who might help me escape.
“Where is
everyone?” I asked. “Why is this whole place empty? What are all the stone carvers
doing?”
“It’s carnivale. ‘What
aren’t they doing?’ is a better
question,” Apollo answered playfully.
“Are you sure
we’re in Venice and this isn’t just some hallucination my brain made up?” I
whimpered.
“Hmmm.” Apollo
studied me quizzically. Then he scooped up a heaping handful of marble dust
from a nearby tabletop and blew it in my face.
Nice.
“When we get back
to Cali-fornia you will still have some of that dust in your hair,” he
announced matter-of-factly. “That is, unless we go bathing together.” He
probably winked at me then, but I couldn’t see it. I was too busy coughing and
trying to wipe the dust off my face.
“So we are going back?!” I managed to inquire
eventually, in between gasps for dust-free air.
“Of course. After
I find Eurydice. Do you think I want to stay in 1781 Venice forever? Do you
know how badly this place can reek in the summer months? That’s not just water
in those canals you know.”
“Eww. Can statues
even smell things?”
“Yes. I can do
anything you can do, only better.” He beamed. I rolled my eyes.
“Well, can you
even bathe without sinking? You must weigh a ton.”
“Thanks for the
compliment,” he said sarcastically. “I can bathe just like you, it just has to
be shallow water.”
Before I started
picturing him bathing, I decided to change topics.
“When I went into
the painting, the room spun and it was much more dramatic. This time I just
opened my eyes and here we were.”
“Is there a
question in there?” Apollo eyed me. “So naïve. When you went into the painting
you went into a different dimension, a different world. Each magical painting
is its own world. When you travel with a statue you only shift in time, not to
a different world. So there is no spinning or swirling or drama. It’s a good thing
I’m so knowledgeable or you’d be out of luck.”
I didn’t feel like
I was in luck.
“Okay. Not that
that makes sense, but let’s pretend it does. If magical paints create a magical
painting, what creates a magical statue?”
“These,” he
replied as he walked over to an unrolled leather case full of tools. Most of
them had wooden handles and metal blades. There were so many different shapes
and sizes of implements it was mind-boggling. “These are made from materials
imbued with magic. Trees, metal ores, even cattle. The magical people, which
are known as lejerdemani, learned how
to fuse magic to all of the elements of nature and when you use those enhanced
elements to make new things, like this chisel for example, it is then able to
create magical things.”
“So then anything
can be magical, right? I could make a machine out of magic steel, and then use
it to create magical flying cars or something?”
“Nope. It only
works if human effort is involved. A sculptor has to work with his tools to
create a statue. A painter uses his brushes to apply pigments to a canvas.”
“Okay. Then can a
chef make magical food?” I asked.
“Yes. But what are
you going to do with magical food? It really doesn’t do much other than get
eaten. I suppose you can have it dance on your table or something…”
Although this was
highly educational, I would have to consider the merits of magical food later. Did
I want to spend the rest of my life asking Apollo questions in this room? For
now I needed to get back home.
“Who is Uri-something
and why do we have to find her?” I asked.
“The real Eurydice
is a story for another time, but hopefully you know it,” Apollo looked at me
for confirmation. I didn’t have a clue what he was talking about. He emptied
his lungs with a pained sigh.
“What do they
teach you children nowadays?” he asked rhetorically. “My Eurydice is another statue that was carved by my Master in this
shop. I fell in love with her and I’d like to bring her back with me to Cali-fornia.”
He really couldn’t
say that word without tripping on it.
“Can we actually
bring things back with us?”
“Oh yes. As long
as the mass of the object is not larger than the mass of you and I combined. So
it’s not like we can place a hand on the Basilica San Marco and it will just
join us inside the museum when we go back.”
“So where is this
statue now?”
“She should be
right here, where I left her!” he said excitedly.
He began shuffling
from sculpture to sculpture, gazing at them briefly, looking for his love.
After checking every single item in the room twice, he declared: “She’s not
here.”
“Oh, well that’s
too bad. You’ll have to stop by some other time. If we leave now, I’ll still be
home in time for dinner,” I remarked cheerily.
“What? No way. I’m
not leaving here without her. Do you know how long it has been since I came
into contact with one of you? I lived without Eurydice for hundreds of years. I
tried to manage, but I was so lonely. It was stupid of me not to have returned
for her before when I had the opportunities. You are like an endangered species
now. You’ve all gone off somewhere or died. Who knows. If we don’t get her now,
I may never get the chance ever again.” His words rang with sincere
desperation.
“So you are not magically
strong enough to come and go through time by yourself?”
“Of course not! We
need a magical person with us to do that. Do you think I’d be standing in
museums all my life if I could just be running around on my own? We are only
able to move when a magical person sings or hums our song.”
“Does that mean
you can still see and hear things all the time though?” I asked the question
before I even considered if I actually wanted to know the answer.
“Yes, of course we
can.”
Oh. Creepy.
“But not all
statues are magical. Just like not all paintings are magical,” he continued.
“Only objects created with magical tools by a human being. So your porcelain
princess figurine on your night stand is most likely not watching you in your
sleep.”
Good to know. Not
that I had a princess figurine….
“Is there a way to
tell if something is magical?” I inquired, suddenly wondering if my antique
mahogany desk that I had inherited from my mother was actually ‘alive,’
so-to-speak.
“Yes, you
concentrate your mind on that object and a song pops into your head. You
automatically hum it like the idiot you are and then it will come to life
before your eyes. Then you can tell you’ve found one.”
I rewarded his
frank answer with an uneasy half-smile.
“But don’t worry,”
he continued. “Most magical objects have not survived the tests of time.
Paintings and sculptures are treasured art objects though, so in a way we are
immortal. If you don’t eat magical food it will eventually rot and smell pretty
bad. But you can stare at a beautiful marble sculpture forever. I never spoil.”
He threw another
smile my way and gracefully motioned toward himself.
Even though Apollo
was full of himself, he was answering all of my questions and telling me a lot
of things I hadn’t known. I felt like I needed to return the favor. Although he
wasn’t going to give me much of a choice, I decided to help him find
Uri-dee-cee.
Stay tuned for Part Eleven!!!
Thank you for reading my story everyone!






